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Dec
17
  1. Aeternus
    Most of my more recent Christmases haven’t been that exciting, but one from my childhood stands out.

    My aunts like to have us (me and my cousins) “entertain” them by singing and dancing and stuff (they can’t do it so much anymore now that we’re old enough to say “No” and do our own things XD) and when we were younger, they’d tell us stuff like, “You have to sing really loudly so that Santa will hear you! If you don’t sing loud enough, he’ll miss our house and he won’t bring you lots of presents!” And being naive, innocent little children, we believed them.

    Anyway, they had us singing Christmas carols for who-knows-how-long. Well…to tell you the truth, it was more like screaming Christmas carols since our aunts were telling us to sing louder o_O; In any case, eventually, Santa strolled right into the house! Oh, we were so excited!! He sat down in a chair and gave out the presents. Meanwhile, my cousins and I began to suspect something.

    Cousin 1: Hey, where’s Dad?
    Aunt: He went out to get food.
    Cousin 2: Hey, Santa is really Dad!!
    Aunt: What? What are you talking about? This is the real Santa!
    Cousin 1: No, it’s really Dad! *pulls back Santa’s sleeve* Look! The armhair is the same as Dad’s!!

    No joke. That last line is the most vivid part of this memory XD

    We never could “convince” my aunts that this Santa was a fake. But strangely enough, after Santa left, my uncle came back…Coincidence? You decide!

  2. Renji_06
    When the clock struck twelve, my uncle burst into the dining room wearing this huge Santa clause outfit! We just stared at him for a few seconds when he suddenly blurted out: “Er….Happy new year?” his fiance than appeared behind him and whispered that he got the greeting wrong and we all started laughing.

    It didn’t seem so bad anymore after that.

  3. Anemone-
    Last year i broke my leg and i woke up christmas mornign ( in the morning) i had to go pee really bad and it took me two hours to get down stairs and about 10 minutes to get to the bathroom, by then i was about to pee my pants i was lucky no one was in there XD
  4. Kaize Yumezo
    Every Christmas my family and I, along with our relatives from my mom’s side of the family, get together for Christmas. This one time, out of the greatest coincidences, that majority of us cousins (all 14 of us) were wearing the color scheme of Black and Red. XD
  5. neko_kyo92
    This one year everyone was at my house for christmas. the parents were gambling and i decided to join. i think i was 6, but anyways, i joined. It was fun becuz i was small i always got the good hand some reason. all the money they had put onto the cloth, i took them all and hid them under the cloth. my uncle and me strted fighting becuz i got all reds and diamonds. my uncle was like. “but i have a full house.” i started crying so they gave me the win. i continued to put money under the cloth but then the game was over. they all showed all their treasures. i didnt know how much i had, but then wen we lifted up the cloth, a huge pile of loose change was revealed. i was very happy i won that much :]
  6. Koneko-chan
    My little cousin one year got really mad and knocked over the Christmas tree. x3;; It blew the fuse.
  7. emochild
    well i live in ottawa, ontario, so in 1998 we had a really bad ice storm, our house had a tree fall on it, so my parents and i, we had a trailer with propane in the backtyard, so we moved into that, and we moved the tree inside the trailer, and we had christmas with lights and electricity and heat, so it went from an awful christmas to a good one, the only thing that sucked was that power was out for like 1 month or so!
  8. Atsu-chan
    Another year, when i was 4, I got Chicken Pox. I couldn’t go to my grandma’s house in Arkansas for Christmas. So, i stayed home and ended up opening tons of presents..get-well presents AND Christmas presents!
  9. ouranfan101
    Well…..once when I was in Iowa for a family Christmas, I was opening my presents. And I wasn’t the only one named Katie, so I was confuesd which ones were for me and for the older Katie. And I opened a present, and it was perfume. It turned out it was for the other Katie. XDD
  10. malice94
    One year there was a huge ice storm and the electicity went out so we soent christmas morning in a hotel XD
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Dec
09
  1. tohsaki7
    Okay. We were at a resturant in a gigantic mall with family friends.
    Order of positioning at table.

    Dad Mom Friend Me Sister
    \————————/
    l_____________________l
    Aunt Dad Mom Grandpa Sis

    So my friend needed to get out to go to the bathroom and crawled under the table. I felt something brush against my leg and did the first thing any sensible person would have done.
    I screamed bloody murder.
    Reaaaaaaaly loud. THe whole resturant turned to look at me. God it was really embarassing and unexpected. i THOUGHt she was a DOG or something.
  2. Aeternus
    I have one that’s both highly awkward and unexpected…
    It was in my first year of university (last year) and I lived in residence, sharing a room with one of my high school friends. I came back from my classes an hour or two early one day, only to open the door and find my roommate and her naked boyfriend in the room. Luckily, I only saw his backside and nothing more, otherwise I would have been severely traumatized. Anyway, I stood there in shock, just staring at my friend’s naked boyfriend and wondering what the most polite thing to say/do would be. Then my friend was like, “I…uh…think you should leave for a bit.” And then I said, “Yeah…I think so, too.” And I slowly closed the door and didn’t return for about half an hour…
  3. Koneko-chan
    In the middle of my band concert, I decided to stop playing (I couldn’t play anyway. x3) and talk to my friend beside me. The song ended and I finished my sentence with “and all these idiots here.” It echoed across the entire room so everyone heard it…
  4. emochild
    well, i had on these cat ears, they were like a head band, and i wore them to a bus station, and well this old lady asked if she could pet my head, i said okay… i was a little sketched out by her, but oh well she’s an old lady, she’s harmless right? SHE TRIED TO STEAL MY EARS!!!! she had a walker, did she think that she would outrun me? I asked her politly for them back, and she said, what ears, this is my cat, and then she kissed the ears, and petted them…. in the end i let her keep them, but it was so wierd…
  5. AnimeDudess
    I was perved by on of my male classmates when designing something… was whacked on the butt… O.o|l’
  6. Renji_06
    I was with my brother in his school when suddenly this guy, an underclassman, went to him and suddenly sang the song “If you were gay” at the top of his lungs.
    I think everybody at the hallway stared at us until the song finished.
  7. Ichigo Neko
    Last year… well.. this year, in New years. xD Me and my cousins were playing by the sidewalk at night. (11am!) because there was this party with all teh cousins and all and yah, then all of a sudden these guys shouted outta their car, “WOOOOOO! HAPPY NEW YEARS, BABY!!!!” And then they played ‘We wish you a merry Chritsmas’ REALLY loud on their stereo. xDD
  8. Ichigo Neko
    I was poked by some guy in the shopping center. He scared me. :\ I was so freaked out, I nearly kicked him where the sun never shines. Who the crack was he?! O.o;;;
  9. Atsu-chan
    When Dustin, a boy who has been harassing me for monthes, suddenly came up to me in P.E. and leaned over, kissing my cheek. It happened out of nowhere..we’re friends now, but that kiss…
  10. neko_kyo92
    me too! except my frend chris, a junior now, did that. ok anyways, for me..the unexpected thing that happened to me was when my frend joey kissed me on the lips at my homecoming dance.

What is the most unexpected thing that happened to you?

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Dec
09
  • ouranfan101
    the song Real Sugar Baby! XDD Here’s a video of it.

  • Aeternus
    One of my other friends becomes really, uh, dumb when she’s drunk. One time, she told us she was hungry and wanted macaroni and cheese, so while we prepared it, she was complaining about how our “restaurant” (o_O) had bad service and was really slow. And then, out of nowhere, she complained, “This restaurant is so racist!! They only serve pasta to the Italians!!” Or another time, she was crying and we asked her why. She yelled at us, “I’M NOT CRYING! I JUST HAVE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES!!!” Or yet another time…she was hungry again but she was incapable of feeding herself so instead, I had to feed her little bits of pasta on a fork at a time. She then described me as her magic robot that fed her every time she opened her mouth o.O; And, yes, as you might have guessed, she gets drunk very easily….
  • Ichigo Neko
    These!~
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3fZ0TnGbho <=== Sounds like someone saying a swearword, but isn't/ :]
  • Aeternus
    My friend trying to remember when she last went to the bubble tea restaurant on campus.
    “I came here yesterday. Or wait, was it the day before yesterday? No…It was yesterday. Or…Aw, damnit, I can’t remember! Or, no, wait! I came here tomorrow!”
  • neko_kyo92
    In 5th grade, my teacher called me up and told me I had to pick up my sister. I didn’t know he meant afterschool, so I went straight to the door. He looked up and asked where was I going, I said “Pick up my sister.” Then in front of everyone he said “No,no,no…After SCHOOL~ Jennifer. Now sit back down.”I was embarrassed and sat down, everyone laughing x3
  • Aeternus
    One of my profs is a hilarious man. If you know you’re anatomy, this will make sense to you: “And here is the urethra, which is normally one length for females and, uh, varying lengths in males” or “This is the Fallopian tube, also known as the tunnel of looovvee!” or “They’re like two drunks that fell into each other in a ditch!” (when explaining how the anterior and posterior pituitary glands are two separate structures). Or even, “The big question here is what causes action potentials? Well…everyone knows the answer is elves.” (and here, he changes the slide to a picture of Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter)
  • Atsu-chan
    Chris Crocker’s ‘LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE’ video. Oh gawd.. xD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI
  • Kaize Yumezo
    Tanya and I are clubmates, and we were waiting for our trainer to arrive. I texted him and I got a reply saying, ‘omw’. I showed it to her after she asks where he is and she suddenly laughs and says, ‘Oh my Whad?’” Of course, I laugh and correct her, stating that it means ‘On my way’. Then we both laugh.
  • AnimeDudess
    This song-line is driving me crazy… XD
    I will not always never not let you kind of fall up sometimes~
  • megame_chan9
    A phone convo (with michan) catwin posted in one y!m confe XD. (er, take it with a grain of salt : D and I edited one part of the convo to shield the eyes of our forum babies:3)
    “Emo Farm”
    Cat: Mr. Cow, I might commit suicide. Will you miss meeee?
    Mirai: Mooooooo.
    Cat: Well, SCREW YOU MR. COW! You’re all the same! *dies in corner*
    Mirai: LOL
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