Napoleon Bonaparte

June 19, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte is one my Idols and Heroes. He was such a great man, in fact our modern military structure was thanks to him. the Corps structure was created by him, which was the demon he unleased to Europe that crushed virtually all his enemies. Yes, he failed to conquer Russia, and yes he was defeated at Waterloo. But he was the most successful General/Commander of all time. He has won more decisive battles than Alexander, Julius Cesar and Hannibal combined.

Even today I can feel his electric personality as I read his stories.

In April 1796 the twenty-six year old Napoleon Bonaparte was named commander of the French Forces fighting the Austrains in Italy. For many officers his appointment was something of a joke : they saw thier new leader as too short, too young, too inexperienced, and even too badly groomed to play the part of “general”. His soldiers, too, were underpaid, underfed, and increasingly disillusioned with the cause they are fighting for, the French revolution. In the first few weeks of the campaign, Napoleon did what he could to make them fight harder, but they were largely resistant to him.

On May 10, Napoleon and his weary forces came to the Bridge of Lodi, over the river Adda. Despite his uphill struggle with his troops, he had the Austrians in retreat, but the bridge was a natural place to take a stand, and they had manned it with soldiers on either side and with well-placed artillery. Taking the bridge would be too costly– suddenly the French soldiers saw Napoleon riding up in front of them, in a position of extreme personal risk, directing the attack. He delivered a stirirng speech, then launched his grenadiers at the Austrian lines to cries of “Vive la Republique!!” Caught up in the spirit, his senior officers led the charge.

The French took the bridge, and now, after this relative minor operation, Napoleon’s troops now suddenly saw him as a different man. In fond recognition of his courage, they gave him the nickname : “Le Petit Caporal”.

Napoleon’s soldiers did not see him often, but when they did, it was as if an electrical charge passed through them. It was not just his presence ; he knew exactly to show up.

If a squad were about to lead a charge or seemed in trouble, he would ride over and yell, ” Thirty-eighth : I know you ! Take me that village — at the charge! His soldiers felt they weren’t just obeying orders, they were living out a great drama.

Napoleon rarely showed anger, but when he did, his men felt worse than just guilty or upset. Late in the first Italian campaign, Austrian troops forced some of his troops into a humiliating retreat in which there was no excuse. Napoleon visited thier camp personally. “Soldiers, I am not satisfied with you,”"You have shown neither bravery, discipline, nor preserverance. . . You have allowed yourselves to be driven from positions where a handful of men could have stopped an army. Soldiers from the Thirty-ninth and Eighty-Fifth, You Are Not French Soldiers. General, chief-of-staff, let it be inscribed on thier colors : ‘They no loner form part of the Army of Italy!’ “ he told them, his very large grey eyes seemingly on fire. . The soldiers were astounded. Some cried; others begged for another chance. They repented their weakness and turned completely around: the Thirty-ninth and Eighty-Fifth would go on to distinguish themselves for strenghts they have never shown before.

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Lakbayan Grade

June 18, 2007

I am quite surprised I got a C+ considering the size of the Philippines. I plan to get an A+ before I die :D hahaha


My Lakbayan grade is C+!

How much of the Philippines have you visited? Find out at Lakbayan!

Created by Eugene Villar.

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The Reed and The Olive

June 17, 2007

The reed and the Olive tree were arguing over their steadfastness, strength and ease.

The olive taunted the reed for his powerlessness and pliancy in the face of all the winds.

The Reed kept quiet and didn’t say a word.

Then, not long after this, the wind blew violently. The reed, shaken and bent, escaped easily from it, but the olive tree resisting the wind, was snapped by its force.

 > The story shows that people who yield to circumstances and to superior power have advantages over their stronger rivals

From Fables, Aesop, 6th Century

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A simple Story of Chairman Mao….A Cat, and Pepper

June 15, 2007

 This would be my first Post.

Hopefully This would be the first of a Long line of stories and Fables I collect and Read

Enjoy :D

A Short and Simple Story How Chairman Mao thinks

The Chairman called a meeting with his two trusted people in the government. Liu (his Number 2) and Premier Zhou

Mao : How would you make a cat eat pepper ?

*Liu spoke up first*

Liu : That is Easy, you get somebody to hold the cat, stuff the pepper in its mouth, and push it with a chopstick

*Mao raised his hands in horror at such a MADE-IN-MOSCOW solution*

Mao : Never use force…everything must be voluntary

*Mao then gestures the premier (Zhou)*

Zhou : I would starve the cat

(Zhou often walked the tightrope of oppurtunity)

Zhou : Then I would wrap the pepper with a slice of meat. If the cat is sufficently hungry it will swallow it whole.

*Mao did not agree with Zhou anymore than Liu*

Mao : One must not use deciet either — never fool the people

Liu : What would the Chairman do ?

Mao : Easy, You rub the pepper thoroughly at into the Cat’s backside. When it burns, the cat will lick it off– and be happy that it is permitted to do so.

Categories: Articles, Knowledge Corner.

Smiley Wars: The Next Generation

June 15, 2007

We’re open for business again, and this time everyone can join in and post their insanity. Here’s what happened when I showed the new look of the site to Mirai.

licorne: michan..?
michan: hai?
licorne: don’t… make fun of it ok?.. constructive criticism.. tell me if it’s a no-go..
licorne: http://winglica.com/
licorne: T____________________T
michan: *opens*
michan: OHMYGODTHESMILEYSARESOCUTE!!!!!!!!
michan: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
michan: PUT THEM ON THE FORUM KACHOU-SAMA!!!! PUT THEM ON THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!
licorne: XDDD
michan: AAAAAHHHHH SO CUUUTTEE!!!! >U<
licorne: honto? we’ll open it as an free-for-all posting site where all can post crazy stuff….
michan: i can’t decide which i like the most… (cries)
licorne: XDD
licorne: it was worst for me.. i had to pick a line-up for the banner.. i dare say the other smilies who were excluded are not happy with me..
michan: O_____O THERE ARE MORE?!??!?!?!?!
licorne: hai..loads…
licorne: argg.. the smilie who got hit by a brick isn’t there… T_T
michan: FORUUMMM FORUM NOOOWWW (cries)
licorne: XDDDDD
michan: this will open up
michan: a whole new dimension
licorne: XDDD
michan: in the smiley wars
licorne: XDD
licorne: Smiley Wars: The Next Generation
michan: (lol)
michan: Smiley Wars: Episode Two
michan: Smiley Wars: The Return of the Grin
licorne: The Smilie Menace
licorne: XDD
michan: (lol)
licorne: The Toothless Terror
michan: i’m too giggly to think about any more smiley titles XDDD
licorne: XDDD

Categories: Messengers.