Jasmine @ July 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of […]
Jasmine @ July 16, 2007 # One Comment
Some questions that could make your boggle your brains or make you groan in dismay. ^^
1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The […]
Jasmine @ July 3, 2007 # No Comment Yet
* The ff was a shared document by an officemate. Really made our day. ^0^
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below […]
