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also sorry random fangirly moment there but i do miss you i’ve been really bored =( so plz comment on this is you see this hikaru and you can comment if you want to make me not bored =3

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well i will start with um…. that ouran high school host club is my obesstion at the moment! (did i spell that right xD) I have been obessed with hikaru and kaoru for the longest time latly so far the most manga i have of the series is 6/12 =3 i want 5/1 but i can’t find 5 so i might wait until ai-kon to get 5/1 but i no if 13 comes out i am so getting it xD even if i have to borrow money off someone xD

I own all of the episodes of the anime in DVD =3 its awesome it has bloopers xD it costed me about $112 around there i cant remember but all i no is that it costed alot xD

well for anyone who was reading this….. sorry for wasting the minuts of seconds that it took for you to read this or if you liked it xD (withc will porbable not happen) glad you enjoyed it xD

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Warning!  CONTAINS: Humorous grammar: (N.) A term that describes funny non-words. <–[Like that one.]

HOW TO STOP BEARS

This is something funny, completely ridiculous, and UNTRUE, so don’t get smart and search for bears just so you can try and stop them! A good plan for not death is to avoid bears.

So, you’ve got a bear comin’ atcha’. What you gonna do? Well…

Step 1:  Got a gun?–Bears respond to certain things, including explosions, earthquakes, and sharks. A good response is just to shoot the bear in the face.

Step 2: Don’t got a gun?–What are you doing? Trekking some woods, or trekking stars or something? You’re asking for trouble. Plus, if you’re an explorer, where is your gun? Seriously, you’re pretty incompetent.

Step 3: Looked for trouble and chickened out?–But if that’s the case, and you feel you don’t deserve to die (if you feel otherwise, see the article on dying effectively), then you need to use one of the more outlandish methods. The most popular of which is known as ”crab time!“. The basic principles of crab time! state that if you walk sideways, the bear can’t get you. Bears can’t walk sideways, and they’d have to turn. So when it turns to face you and then lunges again, just walk sideways again so the lunge misses.

–Handling Exotic Types:

Step 4: So you got a white one?–There are many differences between your average grizzly bear and a polar bear, but the only one worthy of note is that a polar bear is white. With that in mind, you can pretty much use your pre-existing knowledge. But it can use snow, which pretty much rivals that which I have already written. Besides, if a polar bear shuts its eyes and mouth, then digs one paw into the snow while it holds the other over its nose – it turns invisible. When dealing with an invisible foe, there is only one logical solution: urinate everywhere. This will reveal the bear amongst the white blur and allow you to avoid or shoot (assuming you brought a gun this time.). 

Step 5: Dang! White and black?!–The rules don’t apply to panda bears because they’re completely harmless. Killing them is made much easier as a result.

Step 6: Classical Brown?–Teddy Bears are ferocious killers, and they walk on two legs. They’re afraid of fire, which can be used to subdue them. Often tribes of teddy bears have different weaknesses, but usually these are written down on a tag on the back of the leg or tail. If you can incapacitate it with flames for long enough you can grab a look and use it to achieve victory.

Step 7: The Ultimate Danger?–The Ursa Major is commonly considered the most deadly and hardest to destroy of all bears. It is a constellation made out of giant balls of fire. Harming this bear has long been the quest of many “closet” bear hunters, unfortunately none have come back victorious, or alive. If I had to give advice on how to destroy it, I would say one should attempt to make the universe collapse into itself, thus eliminating the galaxy in which Ursa Major resides – and maybe a couple of others.

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 2.  Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

3.  Only food that does not spoil: honey.

4.  When it originally appeared in 1886 – Coca Cola was billed as an “Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage”.

5.  Guinea pigs and rabbits can’t sweat.

6.  Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

7.  A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

8. Pigturducken is a pig, stuffed with a turkey, which is stuffed with a chicken, deep fried in oil, which is usually put into something similar to a horse trough over propane burners.

9. When Gerber baby foods began to sell in parts of Africa, they continued to use their usual packaging, with the cute baby on the front. They didn’t realize until later that where they were selling it, it was a common practice to help illiterate people buy things by putting pictures on the wrapper of what was inside.

10.  A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.

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