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Consolations for the Fustrated

commanderjay @ August 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Travelling to Cagayan De Oro, I brought a book with me called “The Consolations of Philosophy by Alain de Button”, reading it on the plane rides and during idle time so common when travelling. And I read the part called the Consolations of the Fustrated …. after experiencing a death of a batchmate and the [...]

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What was the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Licorne @ August 21, 2007 # 3 Comments

Renge Houshakuji - I ate a tooth on accident before. my sister had a loose tooth and she was eating an apple. it was the last one so i persuaded her to give me a bite. turns out her loose tooth got stuck on the apple… back then i always did wonder why that apple [...]

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20 Interesting Facts

Jasmine @ August 10, 2007 # One Comment

1. A zebra is white with black stripes.
2. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
3. Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
4. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is [...]

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Funny One Liners… again!

Jasmine @ July 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of [...]

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One liners

Jasmine @ July 16, 2007 # One Comment

Some questions that could make your boggle your brains or make you groan in dismay. ^^
1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The [...]

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Wisdom (loosely defined) of Larry, the Cable guy

Jasmine @ July 3, 2007 # No Comment Yet

* The ff was a shared document by an officemate. Really made our day. ^0^

A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below [...]

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Napoleon Bonaparte

commanderjay @ June 19, 2007 # One Comment

Napoleon Bonaparte is one my Idols and Heroes. He was such a great man, in fact our modern military structure was thanks to him. the Corps structure was created by him, which was the demon he unleased to Europe that crushed virtually all his enemies. Yes, he failed to conquer Russia, and yes he was [...]

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Lakbayan Grade

commanderjay @ June 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet

I am quite surprised I got a C+ considering the size of the Philippines. I plan to get an A+ before I die hahaha

My Lakbayan grade is C+!
How much of the Philippines have you visited? Find out at Lakbayan!
Created by Eugene Villar.

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The Reed and The Olive

commanderjay @ June 17, 2007 # No Comment Yet

The reed and the Olive tree were arguing over their steadfastness, strength and ease.
The olive taunted the reed for his powerlessness and pliancy in the face of all the winds.
The Reed kept quiet and didn’t say a word.
Then, not long after this, the wind blew violently. The reed, shaken and bent, escaped easily from it, [...]

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A simple Story of Chairman Mao….A Cat, and Pepper

commanderjay @ June 15, 2007 # No Comment Yet

 This would be my first Post.
Hopefully This would be the first of a Long line of stories and Fables I collect and Read
Enjoy
A Short and Simple Story How Chairman Mao thinks
The Chairman called a meeting with his two trusted people in the government. Liu (his Number 2) and Premier Zhou
Mao : How would [...]

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