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A simple Story of Chairman Mao….A Cat, and Pepper

 This would be my first Post.

Hopefully This would be the first of a Long line of stories and Fables I collect and Read

Enjoy :D

A Short and Simple Story How Chairman Mao thinks

The Chairman called a meeting with his two trusted people in the government. Liu (his Number 2) and Premier Zhou

Mao : How would you make a cat eat pepper ?

*Liu spoke up first*

Liu : That is Easy, you get somebody to hold the cat, stuff the pepper in its mouth, and push it with a chopstick

*Mao raised his hands in horror at such a MADE-IN-MOSCOW solution*

Mao : Never use force…everything must be voluntary

*Mao then gestures the premier (Zhou)*

Zhou : I would starve the cat

(Zhou often walked the tightrope of oppurtunity)

Zhou : Then I would wrap the pepper with a slice of meat. If the cat is sufficently hungry it will swallow it whole.

*Mao did not agree with Zhou anymore than Liu*

Mao : One must not use deciet either — never fool the people

Liu : What would the Chairman do ?

Mao : Easy, You rub the pepper thoroughly at into the Cat’s backside. When it burns, the cat will lick it off– and be happy that it is permitted to do so.

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