the song Real Sugar Baby! XDD Here’s a video of it.
One of my other friends becomes really, uh, dumb when she’s drunk. One time, she told us she was hungry and wanted macaroni and cheese, so while we prepared it, she was complaining about how our “restaurant” (o_O) had bad service and was really slow. And then, out of nowhere, she complained, “This restaurant is so racist!! They only serve pasta to the Italians!!” Or another time, she was crying and we asked her why. She yelled at us, “I’M NOT CRYING! I JUST HAVE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES!!!” Or yet another time…she was hungry again but she was incapable of feeding herself so instead, I had to feed her little bits of pasta on a fork at a time. She then described me as her magic robot that fed her every time she opened her mouth o.O; And, yes, as you might have guessed, she gets drunk very easily….
These!~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3fZ0TnGbho <=== Sounds like someone saying a swearword, but isn't/ :]
My friend trying to remember when she last went to the bubble tea restaurant on campus.
“I came here yesterday. Or wait, was it the day before yesterday? No…It was yesterday. Or…Aw, damnit, I can’t remember! Or, no, wait! I came here tomorrow!”
In 5th grade, my teacher called me up and told me I had to pick up my sister. I didn’t know he meant afterschool, so I went straight to the door. He looked up and asked where was I going, I said “Pick up my sister.” Then in front of everyone he said “No,no,no…After SCHOOL~ Jennifer. Now sit back down.”I was embarrassed and sat down, everyone laughing x3
One of my profs is a hilarious man. If you know you’re anatomy, this will make sense to you: “And here is the urethra, which is normally one length for females and, uh, varying lengths in males” or “This is the Fallopian tube, also known as the tunnel of looovvee!” or “They’re like two drunks that fell into each other in a ditch!” (when explaining how the anterior and posterior pituitary glands are two separate structures). Or even, “The big question here is what causes action potentials? Well…everyone knows the answer is elves.” (and here, he changes the slide to a picture of Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter)
Chris Crocker’s ‘LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE’ video. Oh gawd.. xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI
Tanya and I are clubmates, and we were waiting for our trainer to arrive. I texted him and I got a reply saying, ‘omw’. I showed it to her after she asks where he is and she suddenly laughs and says, ‘Oh my Whad?’” Of course, I laugh and correct her, stating that it means ‘On my way’. Then we both laugh.
This song-line is driving me crazy… XD
I will not always never not let you kind of fall up sometimes~
A phone convo (with michan) catwin posted in one y!m confe XD. (er, take it with a grain of salt : D and I edited one part of the convo to shield the eyes of our forum babies:3)
“Emo Farm”
Cat: Mr. Cow, I might commit suicide. Will you miss meeee?
Mirai: Mooooooo.
Cat: Well, SCREW YOU MR. COW! You’re all the same! *dies in corner*
Mirai: LOL
This one time we were singing and when we were done this guy stood up and clapped loudly shoutnig “Yay cookies!!!!”