We each have our daily routine and sometimes we get bored from the same activities over and over again.
That is why we have extra-curricular activities, vacations, hobbies etc. to take us out of sometimes boring mundane lives.
Browsing around in Powerbooks, I found a book titled, ‘This Book Will Change Your Life Again!’ by Benrik Limited.
The book instructs everyone, who gets hold of it, to follow the instructions indicated per day to make their lives more fun. ^^ Instructions included are not to be taken lightly for some are either twisted or weird in context and may degrade one’s ego but the fun is in there! LOL
The book is not of cheap value here in the Philippines, but I was able to get a copy of it (my poor wallet -_-). As a treat to the other members of Winglica, I’m placing some of the instructions here for fun. It would depend on you if you are to follow them seriously. But the most important value here is to have fun and laugh to yourself or with others
DISCLAIMER: The following instructions are not from me. They are from the book.
NOTE: Winglica will not be held liable for any harm that may come from following the instructions. Members will be held responsible for their own actions. So please still be cautious of your actions. Just a friendly warning. ^^
* To learn more of Benrik, visit this homepage.
- Parasite Day
In our intricate society, there are many opportunities for free-riding. Today see if you can live literally at the expense of others.
* Hitchhike a free ride in other people’s cars.
* In restaurants, finish other people’s leftovers.
* Listen to the radio from someone else’s set.
* Watch TV through someone else’s window.
* Enjoy the conversation of complete strangers.
* Read books or newspapers over other people’s shoulders. - World Domination Day
Make your plans in advance in case you need them
* Your title: ___ Emperor ___ Supreme Ruler ___ Generalissimo ___ Other
* Site of your world capital: ___ Paris ___ Washington ___ Beijing ___ Other
* Capital to be renamed after: ___ You ___ Your Mom ___ Your Pet ___ Other
* Enemies to be liquidated:
* Friends to be promoted:
* Countries to be abolished:
* Planets to be subjucated:
* Number of slaves in your harem:
* Number of cars in your garage:
* Number of jets in your personal fleet:
* Catchphrase: ___ I rule for no one (but me) ___ An iron fist in an iron glove ___ Kill first, torture later ___ Other - Today, apologize for something your ancestors did.
- Today, smile inappropriately
Aren’t you sick of smiling inappropriately? Who is it that tells you when to smile anyway? Corporate advertisers for the great toothpaste market are making millions from linking normal life with appropriate smiling. So today disrupt their marketing ploys by smiling when you shouldn’t. Smile when you hear bad news. Smile when you hear something offensive. Smile when a baby cries. Just smile, and smile and smile your face off, but only when you shouldn’t. Let them make a marketing campaign of that. You will either be applauded for being enigmatic or they will just incarcerate you for being a psychopath. And if they do, just smile. - Today infect someone
We are all covered in germs, whether bacteria, protozoa, fungi or viruses. It is useless to fight it; instead, today, embrace our germ-ridden nature and pass some of yours on to the next guy. Shake hands, cough, hug, kiss – do whatever it takes to pass the bacterial love… - Today write a letter to your future self.
- Today do everything in slow motion.
The reason movies show dramatic events in slow motion isn’t just to let us see the details. Accidents and other high-stress situations are actually experienced in slow motion. Scientists speculate that the rush of adrenalin alters our brain’s perception of time – what the Greeks called tachypsychia or distortion of the “speed of the mind.” Those Greeks! - Make a sticker of any of the ff and place it on your back.
* I’m Lonely. Please talk to me.
* Today is my Birthday!
* STOP following me.
* AMNESIAC. If you recognize me, let me know.
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