Coffee and Candy
After buying and finishing her cup of coffee, Jasmine starts window shopping with Licorne.
Jasmine: *smiles in wonder* Ooh!
Licorne: What?
Jasmine: I can feel the coffee inside my tummy!
Licorne: *grimaces* Is that really something you’d tell me about? *rolls eyes*
Jasmine: I can’t help it! I love the way it moves inside my stomach.
- Silence -
Licorne: Should I leave you two alone?
Note: Toilet cleaner = hydrochloric acid (well, basically)
At the grocery store, Jasmine reaches for a bottle of toilet cleaner and puts it in her grocery basket.
Licorne: Didn’t you just buy a bottle of that last week?
Jasmine: Yes, but we already ran out of it this week.
Licorne: *wonders* How can you use up that much toilet cleaner in one week? (an idea strikes) You drink it don’t you?
Jasmine: What?! I do not!
Licorne: (nodding in comprehension) No wonder your skin is so white. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cleans from the inside out."
Jasmine: I do not drink it!
The two girls walk past a little girl riding in a grocery trolley. The little girl suddenly screams.
Child: Waaaaiiiii!
Jasmine turns to the child and smiles.
Jasmine: (smiling) Hi!
- Silence -
Licorne: The child’s too shocked by fear at the sight of your face to reply.
Jasmine: (to Licorne) You’re so mean!
Licorne’s brows are furrowed in concentration at the thing she’s holding.
Licorne: It’s pink, kind of soft, but a bit rough too. I squish it; I lick it; and then I put it in my mouth. It feels slippery; I swirl it around and around my mouth; I play my tongue over it; I can even bite it… and then…
Jasmine: You’re playing with a gummy bear again, aren’t you?
Licorne: I swallow it! Nyahaha!
Still at the grocery store.
Jasmine: Let’s go over there.
Licorne: Why? We’ve got everything on our grocery list here.
Jasmine: There’s a new item in my shopping list today.
Licorne: What?
Jasmine: I don’t even want to tell you. You’d accuse me of something I don’t do.
Licorne: Why? What is it?
- Silence -
Jasmine: *sighs* Racumin (rat poison)
Licorne suddenly smiles and opens her mouth to say something. Jasmine holds up one hand to stop her.
Jasmine: Don’t. Even. Say it.
Licorne @ October 8, 2005